“Sex is what makes us human” is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably
hands are insane because they’re the absolute sexiest part of a body veins tendons knuckles hair on the wrist and the back of the fingers bones and blood all close to the skin screaming I AM ALIVE AND I SHAPE THE WORLD AROUND ME freckles and scars and the cryptic spiral of a fingerprint on each digit but also you cover them up with gloves and they BECOME HOTTER for some reason. and then you take the gloves off and they’re hotter again. science can’t explain this
grown adults will get on the internet and say things like “why is this movie about the protagonist, the titular character?” just walk into the ocean i cannot help you
“That villain was so problematic”
Yeah it was their job
See this guy?
This absolutely erudite fellow? He wears my glasses when I am not. They are comically large on him and it makes me laugh every time. It’s the only reason I ever ever know where my glasses are. “I can’t leave my glasses on the dinner table, my owl dude needs them to read!”
